Shirley is a mystical fortuneteller whose primary pasttime is casting curses on those who defy morality. She despises the greedy and the inhospitable, and subjects them to spells that only repair when their sins are reversed. Ironically, she is very fond of money; charging heavy fees on clients and selling herself on TV are some of the ways she obtains it.
She suffers from partial heterochromia in one eye, and plays the saxophone.
She always refers to Eustace as "The Stupid One"
Shirley's earliest known curse was brought upon famous pianist Velvet Vick, confining him within his own record. The spell enabled him to escape only when the album was played, however, she buried it deep inside a chest, removing that possibility (Ep.28-2).
Her services as a spiritualist are advertised on the Channeling Channel. It is in this way that she was found by a farmer seeking to communicate with his deceased brother. After warning him of the consequences of contacting the dead, she proceeded with the seance.
- Shirley the Medium
- The Curse of Shirley
- The Record Deal
- Swindlin' Wind
- Muted Muriel
- Aqua-Farmer (cameo)